This is your fifth letter from me in regards to your crappy gift giving. I only write these letters so that your future love does not have to go through what I did. I have to admit looking back, when I received this fifth delivery you had me somewhat fooled. Instead of the normal courier service delivery, I received an actual package delivery. I have to admit I kind of missed my Turkish friend.
To my surprise the box was small enough to hold an actual item that was NOT ALIVE. Furthermore, imagine my look of surprise/confusion when I opened the box to find five gold rings.
After a moment to adjust to them, I have to ask you - Have you seen the kind of people who wear rings on every finger?
At least I can cash them in and the money will pay for the cleanup I will have from the bird do-do all over my roof, sidewalk and car.
STILL despite the improvement, No longer Yours,
-K
PS- I imagine I am getting 6 of something soon. Can I have six of the following? (Pick one, any one and we could be FRIENDS from afar…..
PSS – I took the kids to see Tangled. Normally not a fan of kid movies, but this one was GOOD. It really was. Even the hubby enjoyed it and that is saying a LOT. If only you were more like a Disney Prince, we’d have gone so much further….. If Only.
