Showing posts with label minivan rises again. Show all posts
Showing posts with label minivan rises again. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

WHAT?? You mean my Honda Odyssey is NOT cool???

The New York Times had an article today about mini-vans, and their attempt to rise in cool-ness, thanks to Nick Bunkley- You can read it here if you like:
http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home/article/111728/the-minivan-rises-again?mod=family-autos

Do you judge people by the car they drive?

I do.

Do I want you to judge me for driving a Mom-Van? Absolutely NOT.

Did I choose to drive my mini-van because I thought my cool factor would go up? Nope. I knew on that fateful day, I was officially no longer cool on the roadways.

I used to drive a red Camaro around town in HIGH SCHOOL. I was COOL.

I then had a Volkswagen Rabbit –Diesel. I felt fairly cool because you could plug it in. In college I drove a white Aries K car, AM radio only, bench seating and I had to put a pillow behind my back to reach the pedals. BUT I was one of very few who had a car in college and so I was COOL. People even named my car MILKY. We practically had a funeral for it when it died.

Before the mini-van came into my life I was driving a Honda Accord, with all the bells and whistles. It was the nicest car I could afford at the time. Then kid number three came along, the lease was up, my parents moved a 24hrs drive away, and I didn’t drive stick. So I got the van and the hubby got to keep his Jeep.

Do the new marketing campaigns make my van cooler? I don’t think so. I already listen to loud rock music, and sometimes a pile of adults roll out of my van rather than little kids. Do I wish there was some other name for what I drive rather than VAN? Yes. Remember when we (those of us over 30) were learning to read and there was that kid named Van? That is kind of how I feel when I say I drive a VAN.
How about Lear instead? Odyssey, Sienna, C-Max, Grand Caravan, Town & Country, those are nerd words. Couldn’t they give the VAN a better name? We don’t need a word that means big or people mover to know what we are driving, it’s obvious.

Driving a van says I sit on a soccer field all day Saturday. I never have. But if I did, doesn’t that mean my kids are lucky to have me?

Driving a van says I must be a frumpy dumpy. Do you consider someone who ALWAYS matches her bra and underwear, never goes a day without shaving her legs, loves alternative rock music, swears like a sailor and still loves to make out with her hubby, frumpy?

Driving a van says I like a lot of kids to pile in the car so I can take them to Chuck E Cheese. Little do those judging know,  that my van takes us to rock concerts, races and amusement parks and not for the kiddie rides.

Am I a little sensitive about driving a van? Maybe a touch. One of the commenter’s to the article wrote:

Whenever I see anyone in a mini-van, I can't help but think they're saying to the world, "I am now a typical suburbanite and have pretty much given up on my dreams".

So, when I see you in your fancy sports car, should I think you are saying to the world, “I am so lonely, me and my dreams can only fit in this two-seater.”

But I’m not saying I won’t one day be driving the most amazing sports car that only my dreams and I can fit into.



Do I judge a book by it’s cover and a driver by their car? Yes I do, but it doesn’t mean I’m thinking you are a nerd. Maybe if you sport the stick figure family on the back window, do I think you are “different”, but mostly I think you must be driving the best car you are able to for now.



Driving along in my Mom-Van, acting like, well, A Mom. A Cool Mom, but a Mom nonetheless. How are You?