Not so Much.

I was going to tell you all about my psychic experience today, but I can’t seem to type it out. My sister-in-law’s took me to a place they had been before and felt they got good results from so invite me along. Let’s just say my experience was kind of par for the course in my life. NOT SO MUCH. Let’s review:


My first kiss. NOT SO MUCH. (He had braces, and I was one of many girls who lost their first kiss to him)

My first car. NOT SO MUCH. (Cute VW, but it blew up shortly after I got it, then I had to drive an Aries K car around)

My first REAL job. NOT SO MUCH. (Wanted to be one of the cashiers at the local grocery store who wore the cute blue smocks – instead, I got the smock but wore it behind the bakery counter –not necessarily were the cool kids were)

My first boy-girl party. NOT SO MUCH. (Let’s just say it was a pool party, and I had something girls get once a month that day)

My first Communion. Not SO MUCH. (I was dry heaving on the altar and had to run off of it to throw up)

Let’s just say my "psychic" used Tarot Cards and I pulled the death one. OF COURSE. She was shocked that I was married- after she said I wasn’t she then proceeded to make sure I really was.
“HOW LONG?” “Are you TOGETHER?” There is more but I will spare you the details. I’m trying to spare myself still.

The oddest thing and ONLY thing that happened was that there was a cat who came up to us at one point and put his paws on my leg. (I do have two cats because I am a work-a-holic Mom who carries around a lot of guilt and bought them for my kids, but I do NOT really ENJOY them) So when this cat did this I sort of gave the cat the side-eye and maybe moved my finger at him. About five minutes later he came back and jumped into my lap and curled up. So now I am listening to the Psychic tell me how I will not ever have decadence and it will make my kids stronger adults, while slightly touching the cat now in my lap. This cat had VERY bumpy skin under it’s fur. Like the kind of skin you would feel through a pelt. IT WAS ODD. I like to think that this cat was telling me that although I tend to scream and yell at our cats at home and call them lots of bad names, that I am not really a bad person.

So there is that….

After this outing, we met the hubbies for dinner in a different part of town, walked around with hot chocolates and looked at the Christmas Lights, and then I saw a sign for a Psychic. I said “Let’s go, and see if I get a better reading!” The hubby adamantly said NO. I can now see how and why people keep going back. Is it so they can hear what they want to hear?

I had skipped out the time my sister-in-law’s went before because I had some other conflicts that day and I also said that I would obsess over what I heard, especially if it was bad. GUESS I WAS RIGHT.

Any of my follower’s psychic? Can you give me a proper reading to clear my mind?? I was kind of hoping for the following:

“I see lots of good fortune in your VERY near future. Your writing will take off and you will no longer have any money worries. Your children will be successful and happy and your husband will live a long healthy life. See this card here – it means you have the fountain of youth in your life.”

Just Sayin.