Friday, February 18, 2011
Conversations with myself.
I am still sick. I finally broke down and stayed home from work today. It was a very lonely long day. I am not used to being home when everyone else is at work and school. I suck at not working. It’s really depressing. This is what me, myself and I talked about:
Me: So now that the family has all left, now what are we going to do?
Myself: You should just stay in bed and sleep the whole day.
I: Are you kidding??? Have you seen the state of this house??
Me: Are you really going to keep cleaning, shouldn’t you make the rest of the people who live here figure it out?
Myself: You should really stop and relax. Put your feet up, find a movie to watch.
I: Shouldn’t you take a shower; your hair is really awful!
Me: What can you make to eat that would be edible?
Myself: GREAT – You are such a LOSER, you go to all that trouble, and now it’s all over the floor!!
I: (while scrubbing the floor) now what are you going to eat? I can’t believe you dropped it the minute you made it and it’s not even salvageable, now we will starve!
Me: Now what?? You should really just have gone to work and been miserable there.
Myself: By the time everyone comes home you know you are going to regret not sleeping all day.
I: Why is quiet so loud??
Me: Never call off sick again! This is boring and stupid.
Myself: At least all the laundry is done. I accomplished something.
I: You suck. You can’t even relax right. Way to go loser!