Wednesday, December 15, 2010

12 Drummers and I'm DONE!

Dear True Love – (Your letter 12 of 12) FINALLY!!!


I will not miss writing to you. But I am glad I got your horrible gift giving off my chest and you for that matter. I am so very glad you were able to rid yourself of some feathered friends and interesting characters. REALLY glad about that.

In response to the final gift from you -

 THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME WAS SOLD OUT once these guys showed up! ( I re-directed them after they did what they must have been paid to do)  I have to admit, this gift was at least entertaining.

Animal
Travis
















I have received a lovely letter from my Turkish delivery guy – He said that he would have loved to have an affair with me, and missed me this week, however, he admitted that he couldn’t keep up with the gift giving of my previous lover and wished me luck in life.

After a few of the drummers consoled me, I told them where they could meet some lovely ladies and men if they were so inclined, and they hitched a bus to the concert hall. Now I am just left with a lot of bird poop and feathers. Most of the birds have fled the neighborhood. I wasn’t sure if the eggs splattered on my house were from angry neighbors or jealous hens.
Neil
Either way, I am glad to be rid of you. I am glad this is my last letter. I hear you wrote a song about your amazing gift giving and sold it for quite a pretty penny – and yes, I have heard it once or twice. I am pretty sure you owe me some kind of royalty –I was after all the inspiration.



You and your horrible gift giving are thankfully no longer mine–

-K
Carter

Lars
John

Phil

Alex
Tommy
Larry
The other two were camera shy....

5 comments:

Teresa - in the Middle Side of Life said...

awww... shucks, it's over...

very funny. thoroughly enjoyed it.

what's next on your agenda?

Kate said...

Yay, you're rid of him! And them! And (not so yay), the Turkish delivery man. Knowing your OCD, all the feathers, poo, and eggshells have already been cleaned up and your house is spotless again. You're my idol. :)

Kimmie said...

Ohhhh...I really really really like Larry. :0)

Doria said...

Love it!

Marla said...

I love animal!