If your washer and dryer are getting more action than you on a Friday or Saturday night you might be a loser.
If you are folding men’s t-shirts and underwear with holes in them you might be married for too long.
If you find the mates to all the socks it will be the most exciting thing that happens to you all year.
If you never have to turn clothes right side out, you don’t do the laundry.
If you fold and instantly put the clothes away, where they go- ALL OF THEM (and you are not a single person) you have NO life.
If you fold a dark towel, then a white sock, a pair of jeans, a sweatshirt and a blouse from the same load, you are either:
a shopaholic feeding your addiction
a man (please don’t be offended I AM a man when it comes to laundry!)
or living alone and never have enough of the right colors/textures to make a full load.
If you make more money doing laundry than you do at work, then keep doing the laundry!
If you wash rocks, pinecones, sticks, little cars, gum and batteries, you have boys in the house.
If you wash erasers in various shapes, Chapstick, candy wrappers, hair clips, and stickers you have girls in the house.
If you wash the family pet, the mall receipts, price tags, your pill and the car keys no one will believe it was an accident.
If you accidently ruin that Puce colored shirt your husband insists on wearing with the brand new hot pink bedding, and get away with it, you are smart.
If you need to use a lint roller after you take the clothes out of the dryer you might want to
A. Empty the lint trap.
B. Google – How to do Laundry, or
C. Do it often and you might get grounded from ever doing laundry again.
If you have to wash the clothes at least 3 times because they sit in the washer too long, you are not alone.
If you forget if you added the soap five seconds prior, adding another capful won’t hurt, -or so I am told.
If you don’t know where your iron even is, you take your clothes out of the dryer faster than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest. (Contributed by the hubby b/c I don’t do laundry fast, ever)
If you iron your jeans and bed sheets, I’m glad I’m not your friend because then I would have to do that too.
If you have a knot tied so tight around a pair of pants by your bra- it’s a great reason to make a trip to Victoria’s Secret.
If you hang your clothes outside to dry, you are a show-off.
If you had a dryer that screamed and barked for months, your priorities are straight.
If your laundry room is the nicest room in the house, I feel sorry for you.
Yes, it’s Friday and I am doing laundry…..